It's too late for me. Save yourself. | #bazinga #tbbt #sheldon #funny

Looks like everyone's a winner. | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

At any point, was Las Vegas on its side? #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

My brain is better than everybody's! | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

How do you know that? | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

What were you doing seven years ago? | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

I was wrong, there's three excuses for that. | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

My precious.Give us the precious! | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

They'er erasing our lives! | #bazinga #tbbt #sheldon #funny

Why don't you go keep my dad company? | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

I'm going to make you want to pee. | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

Basically she traded you for Bruce Wayne. | #bazinga #tbbt #sheldon #funny

If you're tired, have some coffee. | #bazinga #tbbt #sheldon #funny

I made your favorite oatmeal...plain. | #bazinga #tbbt #sheldon #funny

At least wait till I get into the hall. | #bazinga #tbbt #sheldon #funny

#bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

What is happening to this world? | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon

You need to make a choice.Me or your mofher. | #bazinga #thebigbangtheory #sheldon